Monday, August 3, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) * *

 


Directed by: Destin Daniel Cretton

Starring:  Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jacob Batalon, Jon Bernthal, Marisa Tomei, Sadie Sink, Mark Ruffalo, Tramell Tillman

Marvel movies have lost their appeal.  There isn't much left to do that hasn't already been done.  In Spider Man's case, if we've seen him fly through downtown Manhattan once, we've seen it one thousand times.  The action scenes are a blur and are quickly forgotten, so it comes down to story, and Spider-Man: Brand New Day's plot revolves around psychic mutant Jean Grey (Sink) wanting to infiltrate Damage Control, which I think was introduced in a previous Marvel movie but I'll be damned if I remember which one.  Marvel movies start to blend together after a while.  

The entire Marvel franchise reeks of trying to regain relevance following Avengers: Endgame.  We've had Doctor Strange, Captain Marvel, and even Thunderbolts (aka The New Avengers), all of which were forgettable.  One of the Thunderbolts shows up in a cameo here in a Russian bathhouse.  To recap:  Spider-Man: Brand New Day picks up long after the ending of Spider-Man: No Way Home, in which Doctor Strange created a universe in which MJ (Zendaya) and Ned (Batalon), Peter Parker's best friends, no longer remember that he existed.   I can't recall why this had to be, but much of the first half-hour of the bloated Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Peter following his friends and their journey through college on TikTok and Instagram and longing to be with them.  That sentiment works but Spider Man has to get down to the business of crimefighting and immerses himself in it. 

Then the whole Damage Control business happens and Jean Grey takes center stage.  She is at first seen as a nefarious presence, but we learn there is More To The Story and it involves Damage Control kidnapping Jean's psychic sister and how her soul (I suppose) can jump from one person to another (as long as they stay within 33 feet).  Once the sister is kidnapped, Jean goes on a mission to find her, and we find ourselves checking our watches frequently to see if the time has moved along any faster.  

This installment of the new Spider-Man series features Frank Castle aka The Punisher (Bernthal) and he's able to inject some life into his scenes as Spidey's newest ally.  Tom Holland is asked to shoulder quite a burden as the superhero who must sacrifice being Peter Parker in order to be Spider-Man.  Thinking back to the first Spider-Man (2002), Tobey Maguire had to more or less deal with the same conflict, and all of these years later, it still sucks to be superhero, but the CGI has improved if that helps. 


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